"Clowns, then." He couldn't really assess why humans would have entertainers focused solly on being 'creepy', but he never pretended to understand them.
"I've yet to determine whether this meeting is a pleasure or not, but few Midgardians have been to Asgard." Only one had, to his knowledge, though with all his late fathers other secrets recently coming to light, this would just be one more.
"Not in particular. They certainly seemed real, but illusions are as real as your perception. I'd be most willing to to assume they were exceptionally convincing. Normally," he raised a finger as he spoke, his mind working quickly, "I would say such a perfect act was impossible, but given how flawless our wardens are with their insistence we are nothing more than they claim us to be, nothing is out of the question."
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"I've yet to determine whether this meeting is a pleasure or not, but few Midgardians have been to Asgard." Only one had, to his knowledge, though with all his late fathers other secrets recently coming to light, this would just be one more.
"Not in particular. They certainly seemed real, but illusions are as real as your perception. I'd be most willing to to assume they were exceptionally convincing. Normally," he raised a finger as he spoke, his mind working quickly, "I would say such a perfect act was impossible, but given how flawless our wardens are with their insistence we are nothing more than they claim us to be, nothing is out of the question."